December 09, 2009: So Squat's experiencing the Thirst, huh? Now I'm sure it's not werewolf related. But if Squat isn't somehow either infected by a werewolf or already one, then what could it be? He doesn't appear to be shimmering. And he's not dreamy, in a mopey, semi-goth kind of way. So he couldn't be a vampire, right? Wait, you mean not all vampire are like the limp, toothless ones in Twilight? OoooOOooh... That's very interesting.