November 25, 2009: Is it any wonder that TomTom got his ass beat? Dude's got a short fuse and a dim wit. Not a good combination. And chasing a bunch of guys through alleys? Yeah, that never ends well. Writing a character like TomTom is a lot of fun because you can just throw common sense out the window. Guys like him get tunnel vision. One thing gets in their head and they're incapable of focusing on anything else. For TomTom, it's the injustice of some goddamn Southsides rolling him for his colors. Nevermind the fact that he shouldn't have been wearing them in the first place. Nevermind the fact that he was on Southside turf. Those are just bullshit details to a guy like TomTom. But as we all know, it's the details that tend to count.

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